As a dating advice columnist, I continually find myself writing articles informing men about how to hookup with women. What I’ve realized is that I haven’t given any of you ladies out there advice on how to get into guys pants at a bar or a party. I guess I’ve fallen prey to that old stereotype that all a woman has to do is go out there and simply ask for it. But it’s not so straightforward.

You see, coming across like a complete slut won’t get you a quality hookup, and that’s what we want right? Someone who we find attractive who will show us a good time? Don’t just settle, bang that guy you want to bang.

So here’s how you hookup with that sexy dude without coming across like the village bicycle:

Select your target wisely

By all means, avoid the guy who you know has a big mouth. He will blab to all his friends how you came onto him and how you were wearing Hello Kitty underwear. Not cool. Instead, go for the guy who is fun, sexy and not so obvious. He’s a nice guy, and the truth is that nice guys are usually great in bed because they want to please you. He has to be worth your time, and not some douchebag who you will regret the next morning.

Subtle seduction is the key

Once you’ve locked eyes on the target, it is time to pounce. If he shows signs of attraction towards you then you are home and dry. There are also a few things you can do to get him to notice you like wearing sexy clothing, be friendly and laughing often, being on the social scene, and lightly touching him here and there. Make sure you let him know that you’re interested without coming across as desperate, rather get into an interesting conversation (try drop some sex stuff  in the mix), tell him you need to get some air, and ask if he wants to join you.

Stay cool, stay calm

Once you leave the vicinity of the party, your intentions should be quite obvious. Get closer, and if he has any balls at all, he will lean in for a kiss. Let it happen, and enjoy it. The next step is to ask if he wants to go somewhere – this basically means: do you want to fuck? Find a spot where no one will disturb you, and lets the sexual antics begin.

Remember to always use a condom, and stay true to yourself no matter what.