Now that I have your attention! This is in regard to what women should be doing to help loosen the load for their significant others. If you find yourself in a stable monotonous relationship. Ask yourself these questions.

How often are you having sex with him?

If it is dare I say it; that time of the month do you just ignore his sex drive?

Do you ever just please him?

If you have answered yes to these questions I am guessing your man has a tendency to be on the moody side. I live by two simple rules just two. If he isn’t eating then he needs to be sexed and if he isn’t being sexed then make him a damn sandwich. I know women’s libs would have a field day over this; well too damn bad you know it’s the truth.

If Aunt Flow is visiting for a week there is no reason you can’t fool around and please him with a blowjob now is there? For the squeamish ladies out there regarding swallowing. Grow up babe; you will keep a man a lot longer if you just follow those simple rules. I always hate to hear a woman say, “I can’t keep a man” I always look at her and say “do you swallow?” Honestly though they usually look at me as if I have ten heads. But I already know the answer is generally no in fact all my girlfriends refuse to even perform the wonderful act of blow jobs on their man. The facts are simple, a happy man equals a happy home, a happy home and happy man generally equals a happy woman. If you think they don’t go hand in hand you are quite wrong. Women give your man a blowjob and swallow for goodness sake even if it is just once try it; you might like it.