We all know that when it comes to sexual fetishes, the Japanese win the prize for having the bizarre, outlandish and most disgusting kinks. They like weird stuff, and it’s almost paradoxical considering that Japanese culture is very sexually reserved, respectful and polite. For crying out loud, the Japanese aren’t allowed to date seriously until they reach their college years. So in honor of our favorite Japanese fetishes, we’ve decided to compile a list of strange fetishes that may or may not freak you out.

Here we go:

Patience Face – This is the type of erotica where the entire porno is focused on the face of the actress getting banged. So forget about seeing penis in vagina shots, you’ll just be seeing the face of one hot Japanese babe getting owned. Now, how this type of fetish is shot is probably the most hilarious part: The woman sticks her head through a hole in a wall while she gets penetrated and the camera proceeds to simply focus on her face. WTF?!

Face-farting – Japanese women are raised never to fart in the presence of others, and we assume that’s why this fetish is so popular. Essentially, a man will be locked inside a room with a woman who has uncontrollable gas, and he will get high off the fumes she’s pumping out. Ultimately, he will proceed to bang her while she poofs out those beans she had for dinner. Sometimes the man will even ask the woman to fart in his face, while he opens his mouth and enjoys every single minute. Grossed out yet?

Tentacle erotica – This one wins the trophy for being perhaps the strangest Japanese fetish we have ever heard of. It’s a very particular type of pornography where two women are film sucking on … wait for it … giant squids! Yep, that’s right. Imagine two girls, one cup except with a squid in between. Whether tentacles are actually inserted into women, we have no clue. In fact, we were too afraid to Google it but our assumption would be yes.

Glad we freaked you out with this post! Stay tuned for more crazy fetishes in the upcoming series.

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