Number one~ Miss feminist, this woman will always too you about the ills of society that should be avoided at all times. At the top of her list will always be men. To this woman a matriarchy society would be ideal. Pretty much if you stick her in the amazon warrior woman tribes she would fit in better than she does in ours.

Number two~ Miss money grubber, these woman are only after one thing. She wants money and as many material goods. The more you give her, the happier she will be. To this woman a man should pay for everything right down to the apartment and clothes she wears. These women have the uncanny ability to act “sweet” just to get what they want.

Number three~ Miss romance, This woman is in a fantasy world and would rather live there then the world we call home. Miss Romance wants to be a princess and any old prince just won’t due. These women don’t take real life serious.

Number four~ Miss insecure, duh these woman are just what their called. Their inner securities take over every aspect of their life. They will call you over and over again. She will need constant reassurance from you just to know she is attractive.

Number five~ Miss Bitch, sulky, pouters and ball busters of the female world. These women are the most unpleasant women you will ever come across. She will constantly want to be in charge of everything. She will nag you until you want to rip your ears off your head.

Men these women all have the ability to make you think they are the sweetest out there. Don’t be fooled they can’t be changed and are certainly not your happily ever after. Don’t bring these ladies home to meet your parents.